Introducing Colgator, a clinically proven mooner

Tired of jeets ruining your PnL? Colgator is here with the answer! Simply purchase Colgator and it will get rid of all the jeets in under 24 hours!

We developed Colgator with love and we have big plans for the future such as getting Colgator a teeth sharpening procedure, making him all the more deadly. Devs have reserved 5 percent of the supply for this

Roadmap

Even the best of the best know that it takes dedication to become the best. At least that is what my uncle with down syndrome told me. I think? He's not that good with words.

Anyways, buy this shit and become a part of the elite Colgator family (pic related). Many things are on the way, even more is happening behind the scenes. We will not be a simple meme token.